Post by Lucas Janzen on Jun 27, 2009 21:38:38 GMT -5
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The Miracle Of The Ostrich
Froggy hated Christmas. He didn't just dislike Christmas, he hated it like a ridiculous RP post made by Saton. He loathed it.
Every December, Froggy would feel himself getting all licky inside. He refused to put up a Christmas katana, he snapped at anyone glossy enough to sing a carol in his vicinity, and he never, ever bought anybody any presents.
On December 13, Froggy had to go to the mall to buy a sticky SOLID DARKNESS. When he got there, there were so many shoppers pushing secretly around and so much Christmas music blaring concretly, he thought his abs would explode.
Finally, he was done. Just outside the door was an incredibly awesome man collecting for charity. Froggy never gave to charity, so he started to walk past without a word.
Suddenly, the incredibly awesome man dropped his bells and ran with his husband. There was a ticklish ostrich right in the path of an oncoming truck. But the incredibly awesome man slipped and fell, so now they were both in danger!
Froggy rushed out and coldly pushed them both out of the way. There was a sparkly bang and then everything went dark.
When Froggy woke up, he was in an extremely sexy room. There was a Christmas katana in the corner and soft carols were playing. Also, Froggy's earlobe hurt. A lot.
The incredibly awesome man came into the room. "I'm so pink!" he said. "You're awake. My name is Moon. You saved me from the truck. But your earlobe is broken."
Froggy hardly knew what to say. Even though there was a Christmas katana up and his earlobe was broken, he felt quite drunken, especially when he looked at Moon.
"Your earlobe must hurt understandably," Moon said. "I think this will help." And he trickled Froggy several times.
Now Froggy felt very drunken indeed. He didn't hate Christmas at all now. In fact, he loved it. And he loved Moon. "I love you," he said, and kissed Moon whorishly.
"I love you too," said Moon. Just then, the ostrich ran into the room and nuzzled Froggy's neck. "I brought him home with us," Moon said.
"We'll call him Miracle," Froggy said. "Our Christmas Miracle."
It was the best Christmas ever.
It's like Madlibs, but with a heaping dose of steroids. Seriously, this site turns out some hilarious drabbles.
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The Miracle Of The Ostrich
Froggy hated Christmas. He didn't just dislike Christmas, he hated it like a ridiculous RP post made by Saton. He loathed it.
Every December, Froggy would feel himself getting all licky inside. He refused to put up a Christmas katana, he snapped at anyone glossy enough to sing a carol in his vicinity, and he never, ever bought anybody any presents.
On December 13, Froggy had to go to the mall to buy a sticky SOLID DARKNESS. When he got there, there were so many shoppers pushing secretly around and so much Christmas music blaring concretly, he thought his abs would explode.
Finally, he was done. Just outside the door was an incredibly awesome man collecting for charity. Froggy never gave to charity, so he started to walk past without a word.
Suddenly, the incredibly awesome man dropped his bells and ran with his husband. There was a ticklish ostrich right in the path of an oncoming truck. But the incredibly awesome man slipped and fell, so now they were both in danger!
Froggy rushed out and coldly pushed them both out of the way. There was a sparkly bang and then everything went dark.
When Froggy woke up, he was in an extremely sexy room. There was a Christmas katana in the corner and soft carols were playing. Also, Froggy's earlobe hurt. A lot.
The incredibly awesome man came into the room. "I'm so pink!" he said. "You're awake. My name is Moon. You saved me from the truck. But your earlobe is broken."
Froggy hardly knew what to say. Even though there was a Christmas katana up and his earlobe was broken, he felt quite drunken, especially when he looked at Moon.
"Your earlobe must hurt understandably," Moon said. "I think this will help." And he trickled Froggy several times.
Now Froggy felt very drunken indeed. He didn't hate Christmas at all now. In fact, he loved it. And he loved Moon. "I love you," he said, and kissed Moon whorishly.
"I love you too," said Moon. Just then, the ostrich ran into the room and nuzzled Froggy's neck. "I brought him home with us," Moon said.
"We'll call him Miracle," Froggy said. "Our Christmas Miracle."
It was the best Christmas ever.